The Buzz: Kim Davis: A Martyr for Bigotry

I’m vegan. That means that I won’t be applying to work at McDonald’s were I to lose my job. Unless I get really desperate for work. Then I’m sure I can wow some franchise manager to hire me to be director, burger flipping.

Of course, once hired, I wouldn’t actually handle any meat. I’d immediately claim that doing so would violate my sincerely held beliefs and that my workplace should offer a reasonable accommodation (people, I know the right HR lingo to use). My standoff with Ronald McDonald would go all the way to the Supreme Court, and I’m pretty confident that nine judges would rule against the clown. And by clown, I mean me—because it would be crazy to take a job with responsibilities I refuse to fulfill.

Kim Davis is that clown. The Rowan County, Ky., town clerk continues to deny marriage licenses to same-sex couples. “I have no animosity toward anyone and harbor no ill will,” said Davis. “To me this has never been a gay or lesbian issue. It is about marriage and God’s Word.” I’m not sure what the Lord has been whispering in her ear, but her employer, Uncle Sam, requires her to abide by the Supreme Court’s recent ruling legalizing gay marriage.

Davis has no real claim to a religious exemption because the essence of her role requires upholding the law. Unfortunately, while most people who don’t do their jobs get fired, Davis is an elected official. Her only options seem to be to do what she’s supposed to or be held in contempt of court and possibly go to jail.

As columnist Dan Savage explained, this is all part of a story that will end with Davis serving as a martyr for the extreme right. She will eventually “write” a book, give some speeches, and make some cash—all by disguising her fight for bigotry as a quest for religious freedom.

The irony is that this self-professed religious crusader “gave birth to twins five months after divorcing her first husband. They were fathered by her third husband but adopted by her second,” according to U.S. News & World Report. Which led Savage to point out: “Kim Davis got knocked up by her third husband shortly after divorcing her first husband got knocked up by her third husband before she divorced her first husband and somehow managed to talk her second husband into adopting the kids she had by the man who would eventually become her third husband… and she’s now on her fourth husband? The Hapsburg family tree is less complicated.” What is plainly not complicated is Davis’ hypocrisy.

Oh, and by the way, Davis was elected to office as a Democrat. So, you know, hoorah for diversity of thought, I guess.